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All Hail The Orb
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All Hail The Orb

A quirky incremental adventure packed with humour, upgrades and plenty of charm. The late game becomes a little grindy, but it's still an easy recommendation for idle game fans.

✍️ Written by: Tom 📅 Posted on 23 May 2026
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About The Game

🔮 All Hail the Orb is a quirky incremental game centred around a mysterious orb that imprisons its powerful master. As loyal cultists gather to worship the orb, your goal is to collect resources, strengthen your followers and gradually work towards freeing the being trapped inside.

🙏 Throughout the adventure you'll unlock new rooms, discover fresh mechanics and upgrade both your clicking power and the abilities of your devoted cultists. The steady introduction of new features keeps the early and middle parts of the game feeling rewarding, while the offbeat humour and unusual world give it plenty of personality.

🍄 From mushroom farming to increasingly strange discoveries, All Hail the Orb never takes itself too seriously. While the later stages become more focused on gathering resources to reach the final objective, the game's charm, humour and satisfying progression make it an enjoyable experience for fans of incremental and idle games.

💜 Tom Recommends

Tom's Verdict

💜 All Hail the Orb grabbed my attention almost immediately. I'm a big fan of incremental games, and this one gets so much right. The steady progression, quirky humour and constant stream of new things to unlock kept me looking forward to what was coming next. Whether I was improving my cultists, unlocking new rooms or simply wondering what strange surprise the game would throw at me next, I was having a genuinely great time.

🔮 My only real criticism came towards the end of the game. Once I'd unlocked most of the new mechanics, the focus shifted towards waiting for enough resources to buy the next upgrade, rather than continuing to discover new ideas. I also felt that systems like the achievement and insight points could have offered a little more once everything had been unlocked. None of these things spoiled the experience, but I do think the ending could have been a little tighter and more rewarding.

☕ Despite that, I have no hesitation in giving All Hail the Orb a 💜 Tom Recommends verdict. The developer promised a short, quirky incremental game, and that's exactly what I got. More than anything, I found myself wishing there was a sequel rather than simply wanting the game to end. For me, that's one of the biggest compliments I can give an incremental game, and I'd happily recommend it to anyone who enjoys the genre.

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Why I Liked This Game

  • 🔮 Quirky humour and personality make the whole adventure memorable
  • 📈 Steady progression with plenty of satisfying upgrades and unlocks
  • 🧩 New mechanics and rooms keep the game feeling fresh for much of the experience
  • 💰 Excellent value for money and easy to recommend to incremental fans

What I Didn't Like In This Game

  • ⏳ The late game becomes a little too grindy compared to the opening hours
  • 🏅 Achievement and insight points lose their purpose once everything has been unlocked
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